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The Employee's Time Machine was designed to feed your DLPFC.*
Faster time perception, while at work, that's the idea.*
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You must be over 18 years old to be on this site.
Feel like your workday has gone by faster.*
There are no crazy ingredients, no usually high amounts of vitamins and minerals.* Designed to be safe and effective, with the vitamins and minerals for your DLPFC.* Feel like you're getting though your workday faster.*
2 Month supply, lasting longer than 4 to 8+ paychecks.
ONLY $10 !!!
Vitamin B12 is said to be the most important ingredient for the DLPFC.* Folate assists in the absorption of B12, B6 and helps produce DNA, the building block of our bodies.* A probiotic and vitamin C are used to aid the breakdown of the vitamins and minerals, as well as, assisting your immune system.* Your DLPFC wants that iron and it aids the body to carry oxygen throughout the body.* Caffeine with B vitamins ensures you should feel a good amount of energy.*
The part of the brain that is responsible for time perception, is the Dorsolateral Prefrontal Cortex (DLPFC), The Employee's Time Machine, builds off of what your body already naturally does.
TIME IS RELATIVE
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Be sure to take with food and water.
-With Lactobacillus Rhamnosus Complex.
Makes awe-inspiring gift!!! Show someone that you really care, know, and understand on a much deeper level.
I think it's safe to say that when people are at work, some of them tend to want to be anywhere else.
I want to help prevent your soul from experiencing more workdays that feels like it drags on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. I understand, I care!!!*
Wanna go home?
FACT: Almost everyone wants to go home when they are at WORK.
DLPFC "supportive"
Time is Relative
Made by GPM global manufacturer.
Do NOT take if you are allergic to anything. Please, you must read Disclaimer below!!
Wanna go home?
FACT: Almost everyone wants to go home when they are at WORK.
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Have you ever wished, wanted, prayed, thought about, imagined, hoped your workday/ work night would go by faster?"
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60 servings, a 2 month supply
-Patent Pending
-Brand NEW!
The Employee's Time Machine is the FIRST dietary supplement to "explore" in "stimulating" "the Dorsolateral Prefrontal Cortex (DLPFC)" for the "possible purpose" of "experimenting" and what "may or may not" be "Time perception."*
Below, is a picture of people working while secretly projecting that, they don't want to be there.
The Video (ABOVE) is of people metaphorical working for 12 hours a day.
Above is a picture of more people working.
"It really looks like they are super successful....... At making the whole day super boring!"
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